In keeping with my recent theme of talking about names for a child I hopefully won't be pregnant with for another year, I've found this week site: BABY'S NAMED A BAD, BAD THING which is dedicated to pulling out the crazy crap that people suggest for baby names. Ya'll, what is wrong with people? Simple names, people, names that will get your child into college and a respectable job. How are they going to become a CEO if you are giving them a stripper name straight out of the womb? Why are you saddling them with names that guarantee that little Candy will become a porn star or little Magnum a hitman? Think about the children!