I have the trump card for life. Let me give you an example. Last night as we were sitting down to dinner Bubbie asked for more juice. And this is the conversation that took place:
BT: "He wants more juice."
Me: "Then give him some."
BT: "I got him dinner."
Me: "I gave him life."
This is my trump card. I try to play it sparingly, but I pull it out on occasion along with "I gave birth" and "I had my body CUT OPEN to have him." Yes, I'm one of those people.